1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,500 ? Subbed by Barfnuts ? 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,340 [ice tinging] 3 00:00:11,677 --> 00:00:13,679 My dear? 4 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:15,473 To us! 5 00:00:15,556 --> 00:00:17,767 [ Scoffs ] Couldn't have asked for a bigger target. 6 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,477 Hey, why don't you give me a hard one? 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,145 Is that an invitation? 8 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:22,897 Orders are we take him alive, Headshot. 9 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:24,315 Monstroso's got intel we need. 10 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:25,775 Uh, well, what about Hit Girl there? 11 00:00:25,858 --> 00:00:27,610 No! We need her alive, too. 12 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,195 Why? So you can screw it up 13 00:00:29,278 --> 00:00:31,072 and lose her all over again, Samson? 14 00:00:31,155 --> 00:00:33,324 - Hey, screw you, Headshot! - Not even with his dick. 15 00:00:33,407 --> 00:00:35,701 S'matter, Samson? You still sweet on her? 16 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,370 Don't taunt him, babe. 17 00:00:37,453 --> 00:00:40,206 Brock could never love such an awful, lying bitch person. 18 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:42,166 Babe, what have I told you? 19 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,001 No touching while I'm aiming. 20 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,628 Gonna be okay, sport? 21 00:00:45,711 --> 00:00:47,630 Can't be easy for you to see Molostro again. 22 00:00:47,713 --> 00:00:49,173 I'm fine. "Molostro?" 23 00:00:49,257 --> 00:00:51,342 Yeah, it's my celebrity couple name for them. 24 00:00:51,425 --> 00:00:53,886 Or do you like "Monstrotov" better? 25 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,722 All right, Sky Pilot. Let them know we're here. 26 00:01:00,726 --> 00:01:03,646 We seem to have uninvited guests. 27 00:01:03,729 --> 00:01:05,898 Shall I... show them out? 28 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:07,441 No, my dear. 29 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:11,696 Come. Let's give them a show. 30 00:01:11,779 --> 00:01:13,781 BROCK: Aaaaaarrghhh! 31 00:01:15,741 --> 00:01:18,077 So, finally caught The Big Bad Wolf 32 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,870 and Little Red Killing Hood. 33 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,831 Well, whoop-de-freakin'-doo! 34 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,791 Bet you're real proud of yourself. 35 00:01:23,874 --> 00:01:25,209 All in a day's work. 36 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,877 Work! ls that what you call it? 37 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,297 More honest work than whatever the hell you gestapo 38 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,799 federale I.A. Suit jockeys do for a living! 39 00:01:31,882 --> 00:01:33,676 Uh, okay. Ah, just take it easy. 40 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:35,344 We're just trying to get to the bottom of this. 41 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:36,971 Well, then you're asking the wrong guy, 42 00:01:37,054 --> 00:01:38,556 because I am clearly a top! 43 00:01:38,639 --> 00:01:40,224 Oh, a smart guy, huh? 44 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,226 All right, Einstein! Do the math on this one -- 45 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:45,730 how does on skinny redhead take down an army of super agents 46 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:48,357 and a hundred-billion-dollar hover-fortress?! 47 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:52,153 And how in the hell do you lose a 12-foot man?! 48 00:01:52,236 --> 00:01:55,531 Well [ exhales ]... it wasn't easy. 49 00:02:00,077 --> 00:02:01,746 BROCK: [sighs] What a friggin' mess. 50 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:03,748 It's about to get a whole lot messier. 51 00:02:03,831 --> 00:02:05,583 Washington's sending new misters up our ass. 52 00:02:05,666 --> 00:02:07,376 BROCK: So what are we gonna tell them? 53 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,045 GATHERS: As little as possible. 54 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,254 After Cardholder and Doe? 55 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,256 I don't trust any of these Mister Branch bastards. 56 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:14,967 Evening, General Gathers. My name's Mr. Frost. 57 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:18,054 These are my associates, Mr. Sample, and Master -- 58 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:19,263 Master Yourname, sir. 59 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,391 Uh, it's an honor to meet you, and�.okay. 60 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,560 Have to excuse the rookie. Still in training. 61 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,021 He ain't a full mister yet -- hasn't earned his hat. 62 00:02:27,104 --> 00:02:29,023 You know why we're here, Gathers. 63 00:02:29,106 --> 00:02:30,900 Washington wants a full report 64 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:32,943 on this colossal cluster-fudge. 65 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,613 We're gonna want to interview all the key players. 66 00:02:35,696 --> 00:02:38,282 Hmph! Fine! Do your worst, you vultures! 67 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,283 GATHERS: We've got nothing to hide. 68 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,869 SAMPLE: All right. Let's start from the beginning. 69 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:43,704 GATHERS: All right. First of all, 70 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,123 I want it on the record that this operation 71 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:48,334 was a complete success. 72 00:02:48,417 --> 00:02:50,002 We achieved our objective with limited resistance 73 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:52,588 and zero casualties on our side. 74 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:56,133 BROCK: The packages Were secured and blindfolded for delivery. 75 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,803 We followed every security protocol. 76 00:02:58,886 --> 00:03:00,346 FROST: Every protocol? 77 00:03:00,429 --> 00:03:03,766 Were you aware there were uncleared civilians on board? 78 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:06,477 Was that the X-1 we passed on deck on our way in? 79 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,978 Not at that time. No. 80 00:03:08,062 --> 00:03:10,356 What the hell were they doing there in the first place? 81 00:03:10,439 --> 00:03:12,608 Well, I-I came for these. 82 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,612 So... you came to get a boob job? 83 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,366 No, sir. These 48 triple-D's are 100% natural. 84 00:03:20,449 --> 00:03:23,119 Two big, pillowy gifts from god, man, and super-science, 85 00:03:23,202 --> 00:03:24,912 and he wanted to get rid of them! 86 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:27,790 The Ventures here tagged along for moral support. 87 00:03:27,873 --> 00:03:29,333 Jonas Venture's brat? 88 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,585 Why the hell are you still wasting O.S.I. resources 89 00:03:31,669 --> 00:03:33,379 protecting that hump? - Hey! 90 00:03:33,462 --> 00:03:35,548 Why do you think I'd put a washout like Hatred on him? 91 00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:37,383 Hey! I'm only human! 92 00:03:37,466 --> 00:03:39,677 I get these urges, you see? 93 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,512 And they got me on this special medicine 94 00:03:41,595 --> 00:03:43,681 to take the edge off them, and uh... 95 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,933 I'll have to run more tests to be certain, 96 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:49,228 but it's highly probable the Nomolestol we put you on 97 00:03:49,311 --> 00:03:50,855 is having an adverse interaction 98 00:03:50,938 --> 00:03:54,275 with the super-soldier serum you received back in '88. 99 00:03:54,358 --> 00:03:56,527 Super-soldier? Him? Ha! 100 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,529 Hey, now! I keep a straight face 101 00:03:58,612 --> 00:04:00,948 every time you call yourself a "super-scientist." 102 00:04:01,031 --> 00:04:03,534 Well, frankly, I'm more concerned about the boy here. 103 00:04:03,617 --> 00:04:05,369 You been dipping into Agent Hatred's meds, son? 104 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,954 What? These? 105 00:04:07,037 --> 00:04:09,373 Nah, they're just falsies built into the suit. 106 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,125 Do you have any meds you could put him on? 107 00:04:11,208 --> 00:04:12,793 He's been wearing that thing for weeks. 108 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:14,462 He was the same way with the Batman costume 109 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:16,130 I bought him when he was 10. 110 00:04:16,213 --> 00:04:18,424 Yeah, only now he doesn't die when he jumps off the roof. 111 00:04:18,507 --> 00:04:20,092 No man can fight his destiny. 112 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,761 Yeah, or your stench. 113 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:24,555 You're really starting to stink in there, Hank. 114 00:04:24,638 --> 00:04:26,557 BROCK: No, no, they had nothing to do with this. 115 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,392 I saw the Ventures down there 116 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:29,894 on my way to check on the prisoners. 117 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:31,896 I was antsy about having them on board for too long, 118 00:04:31,979 --> 00:04:33,898 so I wanted to start the debriefing. 119 00:04:33,981 --> 00:04:35,691 But there was a holdup. 120 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:37,401 Wait, wait, wait. They held you up? 121 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,444 So that's when they escaped? 122 00:04:38,527 --> 00:04:40,446 No, man. That's a figure of speech. 123 00:04:40,529 --> 00:04:41,989 Are you done with him yet? 124 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:43,783 [squishing ] Not yet, sir. I'll let you know. 125 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,117 You'll let me know. 126 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:46,869 How long does it take to strip-search a perp? 127 00:04:46,952 --> 00:04:48,579 Dude, look at the size of this guy. 128 00:04:48,662 --> 00:04:51,916 Will you just let me do my job here? 129 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:54,293 FROST: You and the, uh, Russki, 130 00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:56,754 you got quite a history, don't you? 131 00:04:56,837 --> 00:04:59,006 So when did you two lovebirds first meet? 132 00:04:59,089 --> 00:05:02,134 1986. She was a gymnast. 133 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,886 Me and my first partner were undercover 134 00:05:03,969 --> 00:05:06,055 At the Goodwill Games. 135 00:05:06,138 --> 00:05:07,765 See, we had intel that the Siberian Husky 136 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,475 was planning to strike there. 137 00:05:09,558 --> 00:05:10,935 Sorry. Uh, Siberian... 138 00:05:11,018 --> 00:05:12,937 Husky! Learn your history, man. 139 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,939 He was the KGB's deadliest assassin. 140 00:05:15,022 --> 00:05:17,274 Guy was a living legend. 141 00:05:17,358 --> 00:05:19,735 I should have paid more attention. 142 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,613 I was... distracted. 143 00:05:22,696 --> 00:05:24,615 What do you expect? I was a rookie agent 144 00:05:24,698 --> 00:05:25,950 on my first major assignment. 145 00:05:26,033 --> 00:05:27,201 [gun cocks] 146 00:05:27,284 --> 00:05:28,452 [gunshot] 147 00:05:28,536 --> 00:05:30,663 What I didn't realize at the time was... 148 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,499 so was she. 149 00:05:33,582 --> 00:05:35,793 And her father had trained her well. 150 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,044 [spectators screaming ] 151 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:39,588 FROST: Touching. Real touching. 152 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,049 So this dizzy dame's been screwing up your noodle 153 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:44,051 since the first day you laid eyes on her. 154 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:45,761 What are you getting at? 155 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:47,721 What's the real nature of your relationship 156 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:50,599 with Molotov Cocktease, Agent Samson? 157 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:51,934 Strictly professional. 158 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,686 Well, sure, we flirted a little bit, 159 00:05:53,769 --> 00:05:56,272 but what do you expect? She was the babysitter. 160 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:58,148 More like your partner! 161 00:05:58,232 --> 00:06:01,193 Or was she your lover? - I was undercover! 162 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,529 I was infiltrating her all-lady kill cadre. 163 00:06:03,612 --> 00:06:05,364 Listen to me very carefully -- 164 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:08,617 I did not have sex with that woman! 165 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,619 So that's why cut your pud off 166 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:12,621 and got yourself a pair of boobs, eh? 167 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:15,165 No, no. Not exactly. But, uh, they came in handy. 168 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,585 Also saw a noticeable improvement in my tips. 169 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:20,087 No! Not even the tip! Look, I'm telling ya! 170 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:23,799 She wore this belt kind of thing like a -- like a -- 171 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,009 A stripper?! 172 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:26,969 Exotic dancer, you misogynist! 173 00:06:27,052 --> 00:06:28,345 You mean like the one we found 174 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,972 when we tossed your barracks? 175 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:31,974 That -- I, uh -- I was gonna file that. 176 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:33,642 That's, uh... evidence. 177 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,644 Of what? Your schoolboy crush on this chippy? 178 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,854 Admit it, Samson. 179 00:06:36,937 --> 00:06:38,772 You're the one who busted her out, aren't ya? 180 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:39,982 No! That's bullshit! 181 00:06:40,065 --> 00:06:42,651 Then account for your whereabouts when she escaped. 182 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,446 Right here! Right where you're sittin'. 183 00:06:45,529 --> 00:06:47,114 Well, sorry about the getup. 184 00:06:47,197 --> 00:06:50,409 Didn't have any jumpsuits in size "stupid big." 185 00:06:50,492 --> 00:06:52,411 You could at least have laundered them. 186 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:54,705 Oh, yeah, that rookie's a bit of a bed wetter. 187 00:06:54,788 --> 00:06:56,957 I'll have the gals in the uniform department 188 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,710 get right to work on something more suitable. 189 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:02,880 You needn't bother. I shan't be staying long. 190 00:07:02,963 --> 00:07:06,800 FROST: So he told you, to your face, he was planning to escape? 191 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,553 No, he told me he was as good as dead already -- 192 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,597 that the Guild would be coming for him. 193 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:14,767 Said he was willing to tell me anything I wanted to know. 194 00:07:14,850 --> 00:07:16,393 And what do you want in return? 195 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:19,605 I suppose a conjugal visit is out of the question? 196 00:07:19,688 --> 00:07:22,024 [ Sighs ] Let's start with the Sovereign. 197 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:24,026 Mr. Bowie lives in New York City. 198 00:07:24,109 --> 00:07:26,028 Why don't you go there and ask him yourself? 199 00:07:26,111 --> 00:07:27,780 You and I both know 200 00:07:27,863 --> 00:07:29,782 the Sovereign's not really Bowie. 201 00:07:29,865 --> 00:07:32,952 I met 'em both, and the real Bowie can't turn into a hawk. 202 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:33,953 So who is he? 203 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,704 The man now known as the Sovereign 204 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,374 was once just a petty super criminal, 205 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:40,709 a talented but down-on-his-luck shapeshifter. 206 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,087 He and the real Bowie met in '72. 207 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:45,631 Rumor has it the creature on the cover of Diamond Dogs 208 00:07:45,714 --> 00:07:48,634 is actually an unaltered photo of the Sovereign. 209 00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:50,719 So, he just gave you all of this? 210 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,804 That and more. 211 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:53,806 He may also have been the woman beside Bowie 212 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,641 on the cover of Pin-Ups. 213 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:58,686 But you're asking the wrong questions, Agent Samson. 214 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,521 If you really want to take down the Guild, 215 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:02,690 you should start with The Council. 216 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:04,817 - FROST: "The Council"? - Of 13, yeah. 217 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:07,820 Monstroso said the Guild is actually ruled by a committee. 218 00:08:07,903 --> 00:08:09,655 Said if we checked the miniature secret camera 219 00:08:09,738 --> 00:08:12,616 in the pinky ring we confiscated from him, 220 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,784 we'd find pictures of 'em. 221 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:15,619 - Did ya? - Sort of. 222 00:08:15,703 --> 00:08:17,454 They meet only via tele-screen 223 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,999 to protect their anonymity, even from each other. 224 00:08:20,082 --> 00:08:22,459 These were taken at one such meeting. 225 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,211 Recognize any of the voices? 226 00:08:24,294 --> 00:08:26,922 Only one. Councilman 4. 227 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,924 His shrill chuckle and ludicrous habit 228 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:30,968 of punctuating his statements with a bicycle horn 229 00:08:31,051 --> 00:08:33,220 gave him away as The Clue Clown. 230 00:08:33,303 --> 00:08:35,723 [alarm blaring ] 231 00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,684 Excuse me a sec. 232 00:08:38,767 --> 00:08:41,353 - Talk to me. - Hey, I'm not a bed wetter. 233 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:43,105 Whatever, Puddles. What's going on? 234 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:44,565 Molotov escaped! 235 00:08:44,648 --> 00:08:47,234 See, I'm not your man. I didn't break Molotov out. 236 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:48,652 AMBER: It was me. 237 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,654 If you're looking for someone to blame, blame me. 238 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,364 I was the one guarding her. 239 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,324 There, there, hon. Let it out. 240 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,326 I-I followed all the procedures. 241 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:59,913 I gave her a full nozzle scan and everything. 242 00:08:59,997 --> 00:09:02,708 But I must've missed something. 243 00:09:02,791 --> 00:09:04,668 I was the one who sounded the alarm. 244 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,254 So, uh, you might want to write that down. 245 00:09:07,337 --> 00:09:10,007 Amber and I were supposed to take the jump jet to Napa 246 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,592 on a weekend pass. 247 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:13,594 You know how air traffic to the coast can be 248 00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:16,138 On a Friday night, so I went to check on her. 249 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:21,143 And that's when I uncovered her deadly deception. 250 00:09:21,226 --> 00:09:23,520 Amber! You're not a real blonde! 251 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,856 But I am! See? This is blonde! 252 00:09:25,939 --> 00:09:27,858 Maybe not gold, but it wouldn't do 253 00:09:27,941 --> 00:09:29,860 to go around calling myself "Amber Dishwater," 254 00:09:29,943 --> 00:09:31,278 now, would it? 255 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:32,780 What else are you lying about? 256 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:35,741 Hey, hey! I'll ask the questions here, pretty boy. 257 00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:37,910 DEAN: All right! I admit it! 258 00:09:37,993 --> 00:09:42,039 I did it! Just me. No one else. 259 00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,708 I let them out. Both of them. 260 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:46,418 And I am not sorry. 261 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,880 FROST: All right, kid. 262 00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:52,174 You got your pop. Now spill. 263 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:54,176 It's okay, sweetie. Just tell the man the truth. 264 00:09:54,259 --> 00:09:56,011 It was earlier today. 265 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,263 While Mr. Hatred was getting his booby tests, 266 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:01,350 my dad dragged me along on his nostalgia trip. 267 00:10:01,433 --> 00:10:03,894 My dad got me the internship, of course. 268 00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:06,980 I was, uh, just about your age at the time, and -- 269 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:10,067 Ahh. Here it is! Good old Number 5, 270 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:12,277 my lab away from lab. 271 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:14,029 [ Cooing ] 272 00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,865 This, uh... that wasn't here then. 273 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:18,909 Hey! You not supposed be in here! 274 00:10:18,992 --> 00:10:21,787 It's cool. Got my backstage pass. 275 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:23,872 Yeah, fellow super-scientist. 276 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,624 Oh, you Dr. Venture. 277 00:10:25,707 --> 00:10:27,626 Ah, you know my work? 278 00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:28,669 No, I used to live in your backyard 279 00:10:28,752 --> 00:10:30,295 with those SPHINX guys, though. 280 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,089 Listen, you gotta go -- I gotta keep these primos 281 00:10:32,172 --> 00:10:33,799 in complete isolation at all time. 282 00:10:33,882 --> 00:10:36,385 - "Primos"? - Yes. Short for "premonition." 283 00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:38,846 Yeah, they're all psychic and stuff, you know? 284 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,223 [grunts] 285 00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,142 Ah, that one pooped. It just pooped. 286 00:10:43,225 --> 00:10:45,435 No,no,no. He's having a premonition! 287 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,354 You're very lucky to witness one of these. 288 00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:50,232 Take a look. - Uh... thank you, no. 289 00:10:50,315 --> 00:10:51,900 Oh, false alarm. 290 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,569 You know, like, when you have a dream, 291 00:10:53,652 --> 00:10:55,571 and in that dream you get, like, a really good idea? 292 00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:57,656 So you wake up, and you write it down, 293 00:10:57,739 --> 00:11:00,284 and when you read it later on, you look at it, 294 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,452 and it's just a bunch of bullshit. 295 00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,121 That's kind of what they do a lot. 296 00:11:04,204 --> 00:11:05,956 So they just live in these tanks? 297 00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:07,499 Do you ever let them out? 298 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:09,585 [alarm blares] DEAN: I don't know. 299 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,920 I-I felt a-a connection with them. 300 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:14,256 I could tell they didn't want to be there. 301 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:15,883 So when that alarm went off, 302 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,843 I took advantage of the confusion, 303 00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:19,136 and I set them free. 304 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:22,389 Well, thanks for completely wasting our time, kid. 305 00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:25,100 - Sorry, sir, I -- - Not you. Him. 306 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,727 Now get back to work! 307 00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,646 Call us when you got something that isn't completely fruity! 308 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,983 Hellooooo, Sailor Boy! 309 00:11:33,066 --> 00:11:34,610 I know you're busy making the world safe 310 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,904 for democracy or whatever, but I wanted to give you 311 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,031 something special for our anniversary. 312 00:11:39,114 --> 00:11:41,283 Mmm, hello, Sugarpop! Hang on. Let me get ready. 313 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:43,827 - ALCHEMIST: I'm Waiting! - Whoa, whoa, Whoa, Whoa./ 314 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,163 T.M.I.! Just stop already, please! 315 00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:48,332 Don't you guys always say, "anything you can remember, 316 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:50,667 no matter how inconsequential, could be useful"? 317 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,086 I, uh -- yeah, but let's just skip ahead. 318 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:54,838 [shudders] - Ugh, fine. 319 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:57,132 I got off, the alarm went off, yadda, yadda, yadda. 320 00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,884 Hunter called a meeting. 321 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,844 Your target is equally skilled in firearms, 322 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:03,513 bladed weapons, and hand-to-hand ass-kicking! 323 00:12:03,597 --> 00:12:05,265 She's also a master of disguise, 324 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,643 and right now, she could be anywhere on this ship... 325 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,020 or anyone. 326 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:12,022 Ow! Ow! Damn it, Shore Leave! Ow! 327 00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:13,899 Shit! Sorry, Afterburner. 328 00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,442 With the helmet and, uh -- I thought you might be -- 329 00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:17,444 Thought I might be what? A guy who's a little 330 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,446 embarrassed about his horrible scars, maybe? 331 00:12:19,529 --> 00:12:21,198 All right! Cut the chatter! 332 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:22,866 She was last seen on level "C, " 333 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,326 so get down there on the double! 334 00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:27,204 - Yo-S-I! - Go-S-I! 335 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,914 Go! Go, man! - Where do you want me? 336 00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:30,874 Out of my hair, what's left of it. 337 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,459 Hatred, get these clowns downstairs 338 00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:34,002 And lock 'em someplace safe, will ya? 339 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,879 Look, can't we just go? 340 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,339 My plane is right outside. 341 00:12:37,422 --> 00:12:39,466 Lockdown means locked down! 342 00:12:39,549 --> 00:12:42,052 Airport's snowed in, okay? Now scram! 343 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,054 Come on! Put me in, coach! 344 00:12:44,137 --> 00:12:46,056 Don't you have, like, an Avengers department? 345 00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:48,058 Maybe you could use an Iron Man type? 346 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,685 Or an Iron Woman? 347 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:51,895 Hatred, I swear to God! - FROST: What the hell 348 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:54,481 does any of this have to do with Monstroso? 349 00:12:54,564 --> 00:12:56,942 I was gettin' to that. Hunter'd ordered me to stay here 350 00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:59,236 in case Molotov tried to spring him. 351 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:01,321 So I kept up the interrogation. 352 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:03,323 All right, what can you tell me about the investors? 353 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,574 Who are they? 354 00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:07,244 What's their connection to the Guild? 355 00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:10,706 But he didn't like my line of questioning too much. 356 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,999 [grunts] 357 00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,959 BROCK: [grunts] 358 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,628 MONSTROSO: No! 359 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,923 [grunts] 360 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,009 No! No! 361 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,969 Help me! 362 00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:26,179 Someone, help me! 363 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:34,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 364 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:41,528 FROST: So he just disappeared into thin air, eh? 365 00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:43,071 Where do you think he went? 366 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,991 BROCK: I didn't have time to think. 367 00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,617 Yeah, that was kind of my bad. 368 00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,580 I led the team down to "C" like Hunter said. 369 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,123 Unless it's Chinese New Year, 370 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:54,958 she's definitely coming this way. 371 00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:57,002 All right, Shuttle-Cock, Slap Chop, Bum Rush, 372 00:13:57,085 --> 00:14:00,213 on my signal, you -- - There she is! 373 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:09,306 Nice, Tank Top. You gave her an exit. 374 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,600 [marble rolling ] 375 00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:20,025 [marble rolling ] 376 00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:22,110 Aah! 377 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:27,949 [grunts] 378 00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:34,456 [grunts] 379 00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:35,874 [gunshots] 380 00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,959 Aah! 381 00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:44,174 Gah! 382 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:46,510 You should've stayed in the closet. 383 00:14:46,593 --> 00:14:48,845 You should've stayed dead. 384 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,013 [grunts] 385 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,723 But if it's a catfight you want, sister, 386 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,184 you messed with the wrong pussycat. 387 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:57,270 Meow. [beeps] 388 00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,110 H.E.L.P.eR.: Be-be-beep! 389 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:05,153 Be-be-be-beep-be-be-be-beep! 390 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:08,240 Snoopy, transfer all power to secondary engines! 391 00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,492 Okay, I'll do that! 392 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:12,369 Nah, we didn't feel a thing! 393 00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:14,913 OI' Hatred knows how to keep his boys safe. 394 00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,540 I had 'em holed up in the one room 395 00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:19,084 in this joint with gyroscopic stabilizers. 396 00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,086 THE NOZZLE: The nozzle is now calibrating... 397 00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,921 Ugh! "Get in the panic room"! 398 00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:24,381 "Stay in the X-'l"! 399 00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,049 "Don't pee in your strength suit"! 400 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,635 Ugh! I'm sick and tired of the grown-ups always 401 00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:31,054 stickin' me in the corner when the action calls! 402 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,889 Nobody sticks Hank in the corner! 403 00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,767 It's a round room, Hank. There aren't any corners. 404 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:39,604 Shut up, know-it-all! And you shut up, too! 405 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,064 Okay, I'm up! 406 00:15:41,148 --> 00:15:42,858 But you didn't keep them safe, did you? 407 00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:44,818 Dr. Venture, are you ready to tell me 408 00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:46,987 what happened to your other son? 409 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:50,073 Uh, Hunk? Is it Hunk? - Hank. 410 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,075 And no, I can't talk about that. 411 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,077 I was napping at the time. 412 00:15:54,161 --> 00:15:58,081 Hank sometimes gets these notions in his noggin, 413 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,541 and there's just no stoppin' him. 414 00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:02,335 Hey, Molotov's out there. 415 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,464 Looks like all those special guys couldn't stop her, huh? 416 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,549 I'm the only one who can stop her. 417 00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,134 Whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no! 418 00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,635 Hank, you're not going anywhere. 419 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:13,555 All these things I can do, all these powers, 420 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,599 I realize now why they were given to me. 421 00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:17,434 This is my destiny. 422 00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:21,313 Hank, for the love of Mike, just stay here, will ya? 423 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:24,191 Your destiny is to protect your family! 424 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:27,903 I'm ranking officer. I should go. 425 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:31,948 Aaaaaah! 426 00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:37,120 Ah, geez, you got to be kiddin' me. 427 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,499 You kind of are my family, Uncle Vatred. 428 00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:44,336 Eh, hello? 429 00:16:44,419 --> 00:16:46,755 All right, super-kill-lady! 430 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:49,299 I am officially over my crush on you! 431 00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,593 This is a-a citizen's arrest! 432 00:16:51,676 --> 00:16:54,846 Hank! Hank! - I was too slow, damn it! 433 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,598 If I'd gotten there just a minute earlier, 434 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,600 I could've saved him! 435 00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:02,896 Instead, I had to find him like that. 436 00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:05,190 Hank! Hank, are you okay? 437 00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:06,316 [gasps] 438 00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,610 Medic! I need a medic down here! 439 00:17:08,693 --> 00:17:11,029 B-Brock? I-I can't move my legs. 440 00:17:11,112 --> 00:17:13,448 Oh, god, Hank. What did she do to you? 441 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,660 She -- she stole my destiny. 442 00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:19,621 She's got Hank's strength suit. 443 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,623 GATHERS: Damn it! That's like giving dynamite to a grendel! 444 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,333 Get in there, Samson! 445 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,210 She just opened the hangar doors! 446 00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,379 Go get her, son! I'm right behind you! 447 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,422 Snoop! You have the bridge! 448 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,759 Uh, uh, okay, uh... 449 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,971 BROCK: All right, Mol. 450 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,973 It's just you and me now. Again. 451 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:41,226 Is that what you wanted? 452 00:17:41,309 --> 00:17:43,311 [grunts] 453 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,158 Dammit! 454 00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,832 Come on. 455 00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,375 Come on! 456 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,877 Shh. - FROST: You fell off?! 457 00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,671 How the hell are you still breathin' oxygen? 458 00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,548 Friends in high places. 459 00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:14,050 Aaaaaaaaah! 460 00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,219 [thud] 461 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,679 Beep-be-beep! 462 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,723 FROST: Oh, come on! That's impossible! 463 00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:21,558 What are you, a friggin' superhero? 464 00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:23,268 BROCK: It's all part of the job, man. 465 00:18:23,351 --> 00:18:25,020 Plus I was pissed. 466 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:27,522 I knew the only way to end this was to take her out, 467 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:30,150 once and for all. 468 00:18:41,911 --> 00:18:43,288 Hiya, Mol. 469 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:44,914 Samson. 470 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:48,084 I was wondering when you'd show up to the party. 471 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,337 I was getting sick of talking to your friends. 472 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,422 I thought you came with a date. 473 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:56,426 Meh. He's not as much fun as you. 474 00:18:56,509 --> 00:18:58,428 Then let's dance. 475 00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:01,264 Ooh. What? Did Joe Eszterhas write that for you? 476 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:02,932 What happened next? 477 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,310 We made out like Spider-Man and Mary Jane. 478 00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:08,146 What do you think happened? You saw the video. 479 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:11,608 I... did... my... duty. 480 00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,526 - I found them! - Oh, thank God. 481 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,445 They're on the portside, outboard number two! 482 00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:17,781 Get me eyes! - I've got video up! 483 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:43,556 Eh, here ya go, kid. You've earned it. 484 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,142 Aw, gosh. Really, you guys? 485 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,310 We'll be taking our report 486 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,479 back to headquarters now, Gathers. 487 00:19:49,562 --> 00:19:52,524 I got to tell you, it don't paint a pretty picture. 488 00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:55,026 Men with tits? Pederasts on the payroll? 489 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,695 This ain't gonna fly. 490 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,697 You run a weird ship, General. 491 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,240 We'll be watching you. 492 00:20:00,323 --> 00:20:03,201 Eh, don't let the door shoosh you in the ass on the way out. 493 00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,286 Oh, uh, bye. 494 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,465 GATHERS: Samson! Stand down! 495 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,342 She's with us. - What? 496 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,219 This wasn't an escape. It was a test. 497 00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:23,179 Our security and her skills. 498 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:24,931 We failed. She passed. 499 00:20:25,014 --> 00:20:26,349 What? She killed all those agents! 500 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,101 You mean all those double agents. 501 00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:29,811 Traitors, every last one of them! 502 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,813 I gave Red here a list of chores, 503 00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,648 and she took out the garbage. 504 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,358 - What?! Are you nuts?! - Sometimes. Not today. 505 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,361 We need a deep-cover infiltrator on the team, 506 00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,696 someone to work in the shadows, 507 00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,406 out from under the prying eyes 508 00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:43,408 of the bureaucrats and the misters, 509 00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:44,951 someone the enemy would never suspect. 510 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:47,829 What? You can't trust her! She is the enemy! 511 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,497 She's a mercenary, Samson. 512 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,166 People who hired her all these years were the enemy. 513 00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,418 Long as we pay better, she's on our side. 514 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,879 Welcome to the team, Agent Cocktease! 515 00:20:55,962 --> 00:20:58,506 We'll, uh, have to talk about that name later. 516 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,216 - I found them! - Oh, thank God. 517 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,218 They're on the portside, outboard number two! 518 00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,930 Get me eyes! - I've got video up! 519 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,236 [sighs ] So, where the hell did Monstroso go? 520 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,030 Damned if I know. 521 00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:23,782 What? Did you forget something? 522 00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,742 Evening, General Gathers. My name is Mr. Frost. 523 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:28,620 This is my associate, Mr. Sample. 524 00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,955 Headquarters sent us to investigate this, uh, 525 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,875 Molostro incident. 526 00:21:44,844 --> 00:21:47,847 [ Up-tempo music plays] 527 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:14,624 MAN: You should be just fine, son, 528 00:22:14,707 --> 00:22:16,626 once your atrophied limbs get strong enough 529 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,461 to stand without the suit. 530 00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,755 But you'll never get over the loss of your breasts. 531 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,924 You'll miss them forever. 532 00:22:23,305 --> 00:23:23,407 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 533 00:23:23,457 --> 00:23:28,007 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0